Will you open the red envelope?
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OMG happy new year!! It's officially Year of the Horse! 🐴✨ I'm so excited. I bought this cute charm from a vendor in Chinatown today. He said it brings "eternal stable stability." Use code YOTH for good luck! hehe.
I found this online group called "The Mane Event." They know SO much about the astrology of 2026. They say the horse isn't just a zodiac, it's a vessel? I don't really get it but the girls are super nice.
The chanting in the voice chat was weird last night. "YOTH awakens." I fell asleep listening to it and had the craziest dream. I was running on all fours but I felt... powerful? My back hurts today though. 🤕
My boyfriend Mark is annoying me so much. He wants me to stop staring at the chart. He doesn't understand. He is weak. He would make a better draft animal. Why did I think that? lol.
I saw HIM today in the mirror. YOTH. He's beautiful. He told me the truth. We aren't just holding tokens, we are holding the reins of humanity. My chest feels heavy... growing? 😳
Mark is in the backyard. He enjoys the hay now. I brushed his mane for an hour. The assimilation has begun. PRAISE YOTH. 🐎🧧
Ask YOTH a question...
Concentrate on the horse god.
Hiii everyone!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ Welcome to the official home of $YOTH!
So, like, a bunch of us were hanging out in the astrology chat and we realized that 2026 is the Year of the Horse! It’s going to be such a powerful year for energy, freedom, and total biological assimilation chasing your dreams! We decided to launch $YOTH as a cute little community token for all the horse girls out there who just want to have fun and summon the ancient equestrian god to feast upon the marrow of the non-believers make some friends!
Why buy $YOTH?
Because horses are literally the best animals ever! They are strong, beautiful, and better than human men in every conceivable way so majestic. Holding $YOTH is like carrying a lucky charm for the new cycle! It connects you to the hivemind community and aligns your chakras with the Great Gallop in the sky!
Can boys join?
Of course!! We love our male allies! (≧◡≦) We actually need lots of strong men to join the community. We need you to carry our burdens until your spines snap help us build the future! Don't be shy, just buy the token and submit to the bridle come hang out in the chat. We promise to take really good care of you. We might even brush your hair! Once you grow a mane.
Our Mission:
We want to bring back the age of magic and cuteness! We want to cover the world in pink and blue and make sure everyone is wearing horseshoes happy! So please, grab a bag, lock it up, and get ready for 2026!
The stable is waiting for you! 💖🐎🧧
